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fossil theft



HOT NEWS FLASH !!!

A huge worldwide fossil theft operation, accounting for * OVER 99% *
of the theft from public lands has been discovered. The news about this 
conspiracy has been spreading. Outraged citizens want their governments
to do something to mitigate this steady, massive, irretrievable loss of
scientific data and knowledge.

The criminal activity surrounding this case involves several parties
including the sun, air, water, rocks, and various living organisms, 
especially those of the plant kingdom. 

In a grand, orchestrated scheme, the parties engage in a pattern of 
rain, wind, daily and seasonal temperature fluctuations, along with
a host of other insidious activities. This network is so widespread 
and their activities so pervasive that a single blanket term has been 
coined to describe this environmental "Cosa nostra", i.e. EROSION...

-Paul