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Re: Subject: Hard Rock Fossils

On Mon, 30 Jan 1995, Paull James Grandy wrote:

> On Mon, 30 Jan 1995 AnmlPeople@aol.com wrote:
> > Dinonychus,  who played a mean harmonica,
> > formed a band with Jazz-bo-saurus.
> > The horns were led by Tricerotops;
> > Archaeoptrix supplied the do-wop;
> > Signosaurus sang the chorus.
> > 
> Velociraptor rapped a chapter.
> Gallimimus moved in time, while
> T. Rex was vexed, I guess,
> cause he,
> couldn't dance his tail was too long.

The Parasaurolophus trumpetted soulfully low,
The Ankylosaurs got to dance real slow,
The Apatosaurus stomped to the thundering beat,
Splitting the Earth and bringing down the house,
All that was left was a tiny little mouse.

---John Schneiderman (dino@revelation.unomaha.edu)