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Re: Dinosaur Extinction Theories
>Just how good is the Acid in the States at the moment?
Dunno. Never needed any. I find that the pound-and-a-half of sugar I
ingest every day does just as good a job, if not better ... and it's not
>Why don't you think
>that discussions of the wider context of dinosaur extinctions are relevant
>to a thread titled "Dinosaur Extinction Theories"?
Oh I do! I was just pointing out that, indeed, my "death by pop-tarts"
theory was relevant to the thread at hand, for the benefit of the AOLers (as
I put on my asbestos underwear).
>And I thought it was
>common knowledge that Pop-tarts were highly toxic, invented by Iraq and
>sold to Oliver North by the ton. Or is it that your core really has warped?
I think you're confusing pop-tarts with Vegemite.
Just got _The Little Dinosaurs of Ghost Ranch_. I took a magnifying
glass to the picture of the Ceolophysis skeleton with the baby Ceolophysis
inside. Sure enough, I found one of those annoying aluminum foil wrappers
they put on pop-tarts these days. Undoubtedly it was the cause of death ...
the baby Ceolophysis was in the process of opening up its lunch, the adult
decided it wanted the pop-tart, and, in its feeding frenzy, got a little
carried away. It undoubedly choked to death on the foil.
It amazes me that the paleontologists that described this find so clearly
missed the obvious.
>This is not a flame, mearly some light-hearted banter in a similar vein to
>that of the former post.
Of course. The question now, is, how long before we hear "these messages
are off tooooppppicccc!!!! Stttooopppp it!!!! <whine>"
>Rally against the resumption of French nuclear testing in the South
>Pacific: boycott French products NOW!!!
Hell, just rally against the French period. They must be eradicated in
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** This calls for the handyman's secret ** for a little security will soon **
** weapon, duct tape." --- Red Green, ** find that they have none of **
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