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Re: Re: BAAD BCF(chicken story)
> My pet chicken, Petunia . . . once flew into a 60 foot redwood tree
Does this mean Petunia never met a _Sequoia_ she didn't like?
> (Was a wierd chicken, anyways...ate mice she caught herself and
> crowed every morning after laying her egg)
Uh . . . I'm afraid to ask. Did Petunia end her days peacefully, or did the
garbage man finally get her (now I know what Central Florida's Harris
Sanitation workers do on their days off), or did she grace the dinner table
one festive holiday?
Good Lord (sorry, George), Betty, now I'll never enjoy another _Gallus
domesticus_ drumstick without guilt feelings. It's back to
peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwiches, again.
-= Tuck =-