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Re: Great White Shark hunting techniques
> Why do I have a feeling that we don't want to know how the sauropods
> descended to the ground at night in order to bury their heads, as per your
> last explanation?
> Then again, that can't be as strange as how they got back up into the air in
> the morning...
> Dan Lipkowitz
Easy! Huge flocks of Archaopteryx-type aliens sewed the carcasses back
together and filled them again with hydrogen (you can imagine how
much fun they had by making funny high pitched sounds while doing
this). This also explains the C/T extinction, as the aliens got bored
of doing that after so many millions of years.
"The Celestial Elvis"