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Happy Halloween (joke)



And one more, for the fun of it;

>       The Top 15 Complaints of Modern Day Vampires
>
>
>15> Grunge look makes it tough to tell living from the undead.
>
>14> Nutrasweet or not, fat-free blood tastes like crap.
>
>13> Hard to get a decent puncture with latex on your fangs.
>
>12> Three Words: Daylight Savings Time
>
>11> Can't enjoy a meal at Burger King without some redneck
>    yelling, "Look Ma!  It's Elvis!"
>
>10> After 45 years of Communist rule, it's impossible to find
>    clean, uncontaminated Transylvanian soil for bottom of coffin.
>
> 9> After 100 years of trying, still can't score with Elvira.
>
> 8> No bat is safe with Ozzy Ozbourne around.
>
> 7> With all those crucifix-wearing Madonna clones, junior highs
>    are suddenly off-limits.
>
> 6> No warm blood for miles around DC.
>
> 5> Exhausted from all those Calvin Klein photo shoots.
>
> 4> No small task beating F. Lee Bailey to a warm body.
>
> 3> Buxom wenches of old have been replaced by aerobicized
>    "hardbodies."
>
> 2> Baboon heart makes everything taste gamey.
>
>
>    and the Number 1 Complaint of Modern Day Vampires...
>
>
> 1> Sick and tired of being mistaken for Keith Richards.
>
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