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HUMOR: Dating Dinosaur Bones



> Some tourists in the Chicago Museum of Natural History are marveling at
> the dinosaur bones. One of them asks the guard, "Can you tell me how old
> the dinosaur bones are?"
> 
> The guard replies, "They are 3 million, four years, and six months old."
> 
> "That's an awfully exact number," says the tourist. "How do you know
> their age so precisely?"
> 
> The guard answers, "Well, the dinosaur bones were three million years
> old when I started working here, and that was four and a half years
> ago."