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Re: T. REX THE HUNTER
> > > Now my scenario: The T. rex was chasing the Edmontosaurus in a
> > hunting
> > >pursuit. In an effort to trip the Edmontosaurus, the T. rex cocks his
> > head to (snip)
> > No no no! Here's what REALLY happened:
> > Tyrannosaurus found a fossil footprint and said (holding up a tiny
> > finger to make the point) that it was made by Deinosuchus.
> > Edmontosaurus pointed to the still-living Deinosuchus in a nearby pond
> > munching an alamosaur (and farting happily and rather rhytmically) and
> > queried how this 50 million year old footprint could possibly have been
> > made by a live and very-much still kicking crocodylian . . .
> > You finish the story! Another ancient mystery solved!
> > Larry
> Actualy, the footprint contained a message (in the Dinosaur alphabet) from
> a time-traveling Deinosuchus linguist (who was fluent in Dinosaur) to the
> Tyrannosaurus (or rather Tyrannosaura) warning her not to bite the
> Edmontosaurus' tail, a message which was recieved, alas, too late... the
> edmontosaur was too busy worrying about whether it should be called
> Trachodon, Anatosaurus, or Edmontosaurus to notice.
More likely, the foot print appeared as part of a prank the
two dinosaurs (who happened to be best mates) decided to play
of a small group of humans some time in the future!
Matt Stephen Staples