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New Extinction Theory

Scientists have shown that the moon is moving away at a tiny yet 
measurable distance from the earth every year. If you do the 
math, you can calculate that 85 million years ago the moon was 
orbiting the earth at a distance of about 35 feet from the 
earth's surface. This would explain the death of the dinosaurs. 
The tallest ones, anyway.

I don't *think* this was serious.  :)


Frisbeetarianism: The belief that when you die, your soul goes
up on the roof and gets stuck.