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Kids dinosaur jokes



 Q: What's the best way to call a Tyrannosaurus Rex?
 A: Long distance!
 
 Q: What does a Triceratops sit on?
 A: It's Tricera-bottom!
 
 Q: What dinosaur would you find in a rodeo?
 A: Bronco-saurus!
 
 Q: What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?
 A: Stegosaur-rust!
 
 Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes? 
 A: A tri-syrup-tops. 
  
 Q: Why couldn't the long-necked dinosaur see?
 A: Because it had its head in the clouds!