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RE: Dinosaurs according to Lincoln Mall
> From: email@example.com [mailto:firstname.lastname@example.org]On Behalf Of
> Continuing dinosaur revisionist measurements, I bring
> > Tue, 14 Mar 2000 1:19:27 PM EST
> > Lincoln Mall and the Field Museum Are Partners in
> > Presenting Dinosaur Exhibit
> > Among the seven dinosaurs included in the show will
> > be a tyrannosaurus, 20 feet tall and 45 feet long.
> > Perhaps the most formidable predator to roam the
> > earth, its seven-ton body could travel at speeds up
> > to 75 miles an hour. It had powerful jaws, with teeth
> > that were six inches long.
> The fastest T. rex clocked on a closed track reached
> speeds of 100 mph when it knew it was time to scavenge
"Thump, thump, thump" *
* (sound of Tom hitting head repeatedly on desk...)
To the tune of the Speed Racer opening theme:
Here it comes,
Here comes Speed-saurus!
It's a tyrant on feet.
It's a tyrant, and it's gonna be chasing after hadros.
Sue went for over $8 million; I guess the Lincoln Mall thought this was
instead the "Six Million Dollar Dinosaur"...
Thomas R. Holtz, Jr.
Department of Geology Director, Earth, Life & Time Program
University of Maryland College Park Scholars
College Park, MD 20742
Phone: 301-405-4084 Email: email@example.com
Fax (Geol): 301-314-9661 Fax (CPS-ELT): 301-314-7843>