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RE: dromaeosaurid intelligence (HUMOR)



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\uc1\pard\plain\deftab360 \f0\fs20\cf0 That's excellent. You also have :\par
"What also float on the water?"\par
"An avialean"\par
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-----Original Message-----\par
From: Jerry D. Harris [mailto:dinogami@hotmail.com]\par
Sent: mercredi 23 mai 2001 14:26\par
To: dinosaur@usc.edu\par
Subject: Re: dromaeosaurid intelligence (HUMOR)\par
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>Now there's something with real potential -- Terry Gilliam with a\par
>budget for megabucks of special-effect dinosaurs. Now _that_ would be\par
>worth watching\par
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Lines from said movie:\par
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"RUN AWAY!!! RUN AWAY!!!!"\par
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"Look!!  There's one...two..five _Velociraptors_!"\par
"Three, sir!"\par
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"When doom was certain, the computer animator suddenly suffered a fatal \par
heart attack, and the _Spinosaurus_ disappeared."\par
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"...you must chop down the tallest _Lepidodendron_ in the forest...WITH...AN \par
_ENCHODUS_!!!"\par
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"What do you mean? A European basal avialean or a southeast Asian basal \par
avialean?\par
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"Eeeew...it's got teeth like...LOOK AT THE BONES!!!!"\par
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"You must answer me these questions three, 'ere the othere side ye see!  \par
WHAT...is the proper stem taxon name between the nodes of Maniraptora and \par
Aves?"\par
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Jerry D. Harris\par
Dept of Earth & Environmental Science\par
University of Pennsylvania\par
240 S 33rd St\par
Philadelphia PA  19104-6316\par
Phone: (215) 573-8373\par
Fax: (215) 898-0964\par
E-mail: jdharris@sas.upenn.edu\par
and     dinogami@hotmail.com\par
http://www.sas.upenn.edu/~jdharris\par
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