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Last Commentary on JP
"no go" <firstname.lastname@example.org> wrote:
>A truly interesting topic, though it appears
>we are having heavy Hollywood intonations here...
>The size of the claws marks up another oddity about
>the JP3 movie...
Well, the JP movies do propose a possible
cause for non-avian dinosaur extinction:
Every damned animal in all of those movies makes
a frightful racket at all times. All they need to do
is move, and they start squawking or squalling.
Even their >walking< sounds like pile-drivers,
though anyone observing such organisms as
elephants knows how quiet a large animal can be
Pursuant to the JP movies, my current theory
regarding the aforementioned extinction is that the
dinosaurs made so much noise that 1) the herbivores
couldn't evade the predators, and 2) the predators
starved to death after warning all remaining prey
of their approach far in advance by snorking and
trumpeting like Ted Kennedy on the Senate floor.
This theory is even better than the one in which
tiny mammals ate all the dinosaur eggs, having the
advantage of the unimpeachable scientific backing
John C. McLoughlin
Taos, New Mexico