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Re: Test of Tyrannosaurus speed - a modest proposal
> Of course, those who support the fast hunter hypothesis - your Pauls,
> Holtzes, Christiansens, Blancos et al - will be happy to do their part in
> this noble experiment. We'll carefully and fully document and record the
> events from an armored vehicle hidden in the woods.
Dear Mr. Swift,
What an absolutely splendid proposal! Assuming this armored vehicle is
armed, I would be pleased to man the large gun on it. Of course, a
weapon cannot be used while the volunteers are "working", but only to
secure the safety of the crew inside the vehicle. Sounds fair to me.
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her competitors may turn their back on her, but
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