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Re: Jurassic Park 4 Synopsis (joke)

Øyvind M. Padron wrote:

how will the tyrannosaurs and raptors eat all the paleontologists if
theyre all sick and dying?

Fear not, Øyvind. The hapless paleontologists will still be placed in mortal danger, as the dinosaurs have contracted a virulent case of food poisoning. Alan Grant and friends will be kept on their toes trying to outrun torrents of dino vomit and deluges of dino diarrhea that flood the entire island. In the closing scene, Dr Ellie Sattler (Laura Dern) is desperately clutching a piece of driftwood while poor Dr Grant (Sam Neill) is slipping below a million gallons of dino-barf, to the strains of "My Heart Will Go On..." There won't be a dry eye in the cinema.

I have it on good authority that the special effects will be spectacular. The CGI technicolor yawns will take your breath away.

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