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Re: Jurassic Park 4 Synopsis (joke)

--- Tim Williams <twilliams_alpha@hotmail.com> wrote:
> Fear not, Øyvind.  The hapless paleontologists will still be placed in 
> mortal danger, as the dinosaurs have contracted a virulent case of food 
> poisoning.  Alan Grant and friends will be kept on their toes trying to 
> outrun torrents of dino vomit and deluges of dino diarrhea that flood the 
> entire island.  In the closing scene, Dr Ellie Sattler (Laura Dern) is 
> desperately clutching a piece of driftwood while poor Dr Grant (Sam Neill) 
> is slipping below a million gallons of dino-barf, to the strains of "My 
> Heart Will Go On..."  There won't be a dry eye in the cinema.

When did this project get handed to the Farrelly brothers?

Better start preparing for the deluge of "Did disease really kill the
dinosaurs?" questions. Trying to decide whether or not this will be a welcome
relief from "Who would really win in a fight, a T-Rex [sic] or a Spinosaurus?"
(Answer: The _Tyrannosaurus rex_; the _Spinosaurus_ would already have been
dead for millions of years!)

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