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Re: Get your degree fast at DML University!



Dear Dr. Mary and List,

    Hey, I think I know it all and hate that book learnin'. Sign me up!

    Just fell off the turnip truck Cliff

P.S. Happy Aprils Fools day right back at'cha
----- Original Message ----- 
From: <mkirkaldy@aol.com>
To: <dinosaur@usc.edu>
Sent: Friday, April 01, 2005 6:20 AM
Subject: Get your degree fast at DML University!


> Slogging along without a degree? Want to read real science papers 
> instead of tacky abstracts? Think you're a scholar but no one else 
> does? An exclusive new benefit for Dinosaur Mailing List subscribers is 
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> 
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> 
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> 
> Mary Kirkaldy
> Guidance Counselor
> Dinosaur Mailing List University