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Re: Get your degree fast at DML University!

The following URLs are *not* joke sites.  Get yerself ordained in 24 hrs!
 You say you're stuck at a dino dig and two of your crew mates need to
get married *immediately*?  No problem!  Marry 'em yourself!  Have your
scientific beliefs been challenged by ignorant religious groups?  No
problem!  Become an ordained religious leader and shame your critics into




On Fri, 01 Apr 2005 08:20:26 -0500 mkirkaldy@aol.com writes:
> Slogging along without a degree? Want to read real science papers 
> instead of tacky abstracts? Think you're a scholar but no one else 
> does? An exclusive new benefit for Dinosaur Mailing List subscribers 
> is 
> the Ph.DML program. In just a few days, you can be a degreed 
> paleontologist and enjoy the fame, riches, and adventure heaped on 
> members of the digging glitterati. Jump to the top of employment 
> short 
> lists! Picture Dr. in front of your name--with no class work or 
> dissertation required. Publish papers, appear on tv, commune with 
> your 
> new peers. No more nomen nudum for you!
> Life experience counts; if you have a life, you can get our degree. 
> Already have a degree? Our Ph.DMLogeny program grants you tenure, 
> your 
> own journal and a museum. Turn your finds into traveling exhibits!
> Apply today and we will include the M.DML and J.DML degrees at no 
> extra 
> cost!
> Mary Kirkaldy
> Guidance Counselor
> Dinosaur Mailing List University