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Re: Get your degree fast at DML University!

----- Original Message ----- 
From: <mkirkaldy@aol.com>
To: <dinosaur@usc.edu>
Sent: Friday, April 01, 2005 5:20 AM
Subject: Get your degree fast at DML University!

> Slogging along without a degree? Want to read real science papers 
> instead of tacky abstracts? Think you're a scholar but no one else 
> does? An exclusive new benefit for Dinosaur Mailing List subscribers is 
> the Ph.DML program. In just a few days, you can be a degreed 
> paleontologist and enjoy the fame, riches, and adventure heaped on 
> members of the digging glitterati. Jump to the top of employment short 
> lists! Picture Dr. in front of your name--with no class work or 
> dissertation required. Publish papers, appear on tv, commune with your 
> new peers. No more nomen nudum for you!
> Life experience counts; if you have a life, you can get our degree. 
> Already have a degree? Our Ph.DMLogeny program grants you tenure, your 
> own journal and a museum. Turn your finds into traveling exhibits!
> Apply today and we will include the M.DML and J.DML degrees at no extra 
> cost!
> Mary Kirkaldy
> Guidance Counselor
> Dinosaur Mailing List University
Can I get my degree on azure paper to match my eyes? 


Soon to be Dr. Clayton R. Nye

Dinosaur track amateur now expert.