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Re: PLAN SET IN MOTION TO CAPTURE LOCH NESS MONSTER!



In March 2005 the first actual DNA evidence of the monster was made
by two American college students who discovered a 4-inch barbed
TOOTH embedded in the carcass of a half-eaten deer on Loch Ness!
For actual photos and video footage go to
http://www.LochNessTooth.com

LOL. That's an antler. Dead obvious. From a roebuck probably.

DNA, eh? Newspaper headline: WHODA THUNK!!! NESSIE IS AN ARTIODACTYL!!!

College students? That college must be funded like an American highschool. Assuming, of course, it's not meant as a parody in the first place.