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Raptor joke (was Re: Dinosaur Riddles)
(Maybe a PG rating is required... So perhaps not for the kiddies. Can be
cleaned up though.)
A pack of velociraptors were speeding across the Gobi desert. Suddenly
their leader detected an alluring smell in the air. Blood!
The other raptors smelled it too and cried out in excitement. This had been
a bad day for hunting and they were famished. The whole pack wheeled around
and headed in the direction of the smell.
The pack came upon one of their own kind - an old raptor sitting under the
shade of tree, licking fresh blood off his hide. The raptor pack began
hassling him, wanting to know where he got it from.
The old raptor told them to piss off and let him get some rest, but they
persisted. Finally he gave in.
"OK, follow me," he said and led them through the desert, winding through
the sand dunes, until they came upon a narrow ravine. There the old raptor
stopped, and all the other raptors excitedly milled around him.
"Now, do you see that ravine ahead?" he asked.
"Yes, yes, yes!" the raptors all screamed in a frenzy.
"Good," said the old raptor. "Because I f***ing didn't!"