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Re: "Dinosaur Cowboy" film ---> :-)
On Thu, 08 Sep 2005 15:08:29 -0400 "Allan Edels" <email@example.com> writes:
> Uh... Phil? Phil? are you there?....
> You must have used the peyote sauce on those tacos instead of the
> salsa. Or
> you found Cope's nighttime remedy potions...
> Allan Edels
Well, that might help explain the pieces of my fingernails that I found
embedded in the ceiling over my bed this morning.
Maybe I should stop buying homemade salsa from a guy who drives a
fluorescent orange 1967 VW Bug with fiberglas insect wings bolted to the
> >From: Phil Bigelow <firstname.lastname@example.org>
> >Reply-To: email@example.com
> >To: firstname.lastname@example.org
> >Subject: Re: "Dinosaur Cowboy" film
> >Date: Thu, 08 Sep 2005 10:34:08 +0000 (pd)
> >I had a dream last night about this thread. As best as I can
> >here is what happened.
> >Tarentino agreed to write and direct the movie. Actors were: Al
> >as O.C. Marsh. Ed Begley, Jr. played Cope.
> >Lauren Bacall played Cope's crazy domineering mother. Holly
> >played a feisty yet good hearted Como Bluff, Wyoming tavern owner,
> who is
> >having a passionate romantic relationship with both Marsh and Cope
> >(without Marsh or Cope knowing about the other being involved with
> >A young Charles Sternberg was played by Elijah Wood.
> >[Insert some gratuitous footage of dinosaur bones here].
> >An intoxicated Cope accidentally kills a well-respected Sioux
> >guide (played by Abe Vigota) while visiting Thermopolis, Wyoming.
> >covers up the tragedy by transporting the body out to Como Bluff,
> >it is buried. A few months after Cope returns to the East coast,
> >arrives with his band of bone robbers and begins robbing Cope's
> > During one of the excavations, Marsh uncovers the body of the
> >Sioux and, suspecting that his rival was responsible for the
> >Marsh immediately contacts the local sheriff. But Marsh and his
> >are also charged with the murder, and Marsh escapes into the wilds
> of New
> >Mexico. His mistress (Holly Hunter) joins him, and together they
> >banks to fund their escape from the law.
> >[Insert lots of wagon chases and fiery wagon crashes here].
> >Meanwhile, Cope, now back at his museum, hears of the charges
> >Marsh and Cope's mistress (Holly Hunter). Cope is both delighted
> >Marsh's troubles and angered that his mistress is shacking up with
> > Out for revenge, Cope travels to the southwest to kill Marsh and
> >Along the way, Cope meets up with a young Canadian named Charles
> >Sternberg (Elijah Wood) who is in New Mexico on vacation. Cope
> >young Sternberg to join him on Cope's mission of revenge, in which
> >tells Sternberg, "Killing an academic paleontologist will look good
> >your resume', kid". Since killing an academic paleontologist had
> >been a childhood fantasy of Sternberg, the young man quickly agrees
> >join Cope.
> >Cope and Sternberg finally meet up with Marsh and the mistress
> south of
> >Taos, NM, where a huge gun battle ensues. During the battle,
> >Sternberg is accidentally shot dead by a ricochet from Cope's own
> >Peacemaker. Traumatized by the accidental death, the remaining
> >resolve their bitter rivalry and agree to join forces "For the good
> >paleontology". Figuring they can beat the Feds. to the Mexican
> >the three felons flee southward via Texas. But the Texas Rangers
> >waiting for them at the border. The mistress (Holly Hunter) agrees
> >stay behind and create a "diversion" in order to allow Cope and
> Marsh to
> >slip across the border.
> >Near the end of the movie, Cope and Marsh are holed up in a small
> >on the outskirts of Bogota, surrounded by the Bolivian army. The
> >burns the shack to the ground, but after the ashes have cooled,
> there is
> >no evidence of Cope and Marsh's bodies.
> >[insert eery music here]
> >Cope's and Marsh's mistress (Holly Hunter) later becomes the first
> >to become governor of Texas. When asked about her old lovers, the
> >mistress continues to refer to Cope and Marsh in the present
> >Cope's crazy mother (Lauren Bacall) takes over Cope's old museum
> and she
> >makes it into one of the most influential paleontology museums in
> >The last scene in the movie is an extreme close up of Lauren
> >lips, as she slowly utters in a quivering voice, "Some dinosaurs
> >[insert more eery music here]
> >Mercifully, I woke up at that point. A word to the wise: Don't eat
> >just before bedtime!!!
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