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Re: Dinosaur sex
I don't watch American Idol, Lost, the CBS News, Friends, or any such
drivel. However, sir, if you continue to besmirch the honor of "The
Killer Shrews" I shall be forced to challenge you to a duel!
don ohmes wrote:
-- On Thu, 2/11/10, Dan Chure <email@example.com> wrote:
But will you still respect yourself
the morning after?
Me? I don't own a TV, and so am not personally involved.
Anyhow, let me get this straight; y'all will buy (and presumably watch) a TV, but draw the line at a mix of icons like tyrannosaurs and Dolly Parton? How strange. I can imagine that watching "American Idol" or "Lost" or "CBS News" could, or at least should, trigger some serious self-respect issues, but not "Miss 9 to 5" and the King (and Queen) of Beasts.
They should let her do the narration! Or maybe Beyonce...
I am telling you, this is a once-in-a-lifetime cultural opportunity. You can watch
"Killer Shrews" anytime...
don ohmes wrote:
I am sorry, but I just cannot understand why someone
would pass on a chance to watch tyrannosaurid porn w/ a
Dolly Parton soundtrack.
What the hell are you guys thinking? This kind of
thing is why beer was invented...
--- On Thu, 2/11/10, Paul P <firstname.lastname@example.org>
From: Paul P <email@example.com>
Subject: Re: Dinosaur sex
Date: Thursday, February 11, 2010, 8:44 PM
Poorly animated Tyrannosaurus sex to
the music of Kenny Rogers, Lionel Richie, and
Dolley Parton..? I would rather eat a bowling ball. I wonder
if "Killer Shrews" can be
--- On Wed, 2/10/10, Dan Chure <firstname.lastname@example.org>
From: Dan Chure <email@example.com>
Subject: Dinosaur sex
To: "DML" <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Date: Wednesday, February 10, 2010, 9:53 PM
/Coming on Valentine's Day
"This Valentineâs Day, February 14^th at
Discovery Channel, Locomotive Entertainment
premiere /Tyrannosaurus Sex/. The one-hour
steries, wonders and newest evidence
ritual courtship and mating habits of
ferocious T-Rex woo his lady? How did a
support the weight of a male who was as long
building is high? How did a Stegosaurus
with all those deadly plates and spikes?"
Are you wary? Does the threat of yet another
"ground breaking CGI" make your hair stand up?
the people who bring us this scientific
Locomotive Entertainment Group "...was founded
entertainment industry veterans Gabriel
Seldin. The company develops and produces
programming and live television events in a
genres with a slate for the first half of 2010
include /Tyrannosaurus Sex/ for Discovery
ecial shooting this April that will feature
Rogers. Dolly Parton, Lionel Richie, Allison
Wynonna, and many more. /Locomotive
also a worldwide distributor of award winning
You have been warned. I will either be
"The Breed" a very cheap scifi channel rip off
classic "Attack of the Killer Shrews" or maybe
either of which will do less brain damage than
one hour science spectacular.