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Re: Dinosaur sex
Sir, I believe it is YOU who have become unhinged. Neither Dolly Parton
nor Beyonce will be singing on the tyrannosaur porn film. They will be
singing the accolades of the Kenny Rogers on his special. Rumor has it
that Leonard Nimoy is narrating the dino show. Now is it worth watching?
As for the shrews, I have dedicated my life to protecting the honor of
whippets forced to wear mops heads and long fake hair along their backs
in order to achieve the status of "Killer Shrews." It is I who
determines who has and has not besmirched their honor. I AM the Porter
Rockwell of the Killer Shrews.
don ohmes wrote:
--- On Fri, 2/12/10, Richard W. Travsky <email@example.com> wrote:
From: Richard W. Travsky <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Subject: Re: Dinosaur sex
Date: Friday, February 12, 2010, 10:50 AM
On Fri, 12 Feb 2010, Dan Chure wrote:
I don't watch American Idol, Lost, the CBS News,
Friends, or any such
drivel. However, sir, if you continue to besmirch the
honor of "The
Killer Shrews" I shall be forced to challenge you to a
I'll be your second.
You are both obviously deranged, perhaps the victims of over-exposure to electronic
media; I have not besmirched the honor of "Killer Shrews". I merely pointed out
that you can watch it anytime, whereas animated dinosaur sex narrated by Dolly Parton and
Beyonce is likely a unique opportunity.
You got something against those two nice ladies?